(Source: dumbos, via chemtrailqueen)
Bruhh i just choked on my sandwich..
(Source: little-mogwai, via chemtrailqueen)
It’s been ten years since their little girl vanished. The parents shuffle nervously. She would’ve turned sixteen last month.
The cop pops a disc in the computer and opens a file. She locks eyes with the mother: “I know who has your baby.”
The image loads. The parents begin to sob because they know they will never get her back.
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You sip the kombucha and chew the chia seeds. A friend motions at your drink: “You know you’ll live forever and never get old.”
Imbued with energy, you rise from a lagoon. A duck stares at you. “An immortal,” it says.
Your canine tooth flashes gold.
(Source: ikkmikimi)


